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Graded B for banta

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floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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patheticbae:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do 

nicevagina:

no one taught him how to dog :(

The timing in which people enter your life is very important.
(via peachnaked) ←

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO  PLEASED WITH HIMSELF 

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

he was so into it lol

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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